Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.
The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.
Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!
Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!
Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea
I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!
Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!
by Vanilla Lionheart June 23, 2008
Get the Hitcher mug.1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.
2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009
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by everyone ever November 24, 2014
Get the hutcherology mug.-Similar to the female camel toe it is a variant of the male ninja toe where in tight pants both testes are on one side and the penis on the other creating the figure of a hatchet in ones pants. As to be noted, some hatchets are less fearsome than others.
-Small hand axe
-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
-Small hand axe
-Not a kitchen tool with a long flat blade
Look at that poor fella sportin a hatchet in those pants, he's not impressing anyone.
My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.
We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
My pants were so tight today I had to tuck into a hatchet before I could sit down.
We photo bombed people at the park today. I would stand on a wall behind them and a friend would pose like he was attacking them with my hatchet.
by TheRealLordDampnut November 30, 2017
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