Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

by Chez42 May 2, 2023

Hastings on Hudson

The most boring town in America. The teachers suck and are only there for athletic achievement. All the kids do are smoke weed and go to foodtown because we are all so bored. A town that is deemed for being “artsy” but then they cut all the art programs because everyone is so lazy. Don’t move here

Parent: I love this town it’s beautiful

Child: Hastings on Hudson sucks I’m so bored get me out of here asap.

by Jdbsjfnejd dne February 12, 2019

hastings shuffle

The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings

Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!

by Mdiym May 15, 2006

Hastie

someone that knows how to use his cock and quickly

That kid is hastie

by fdgggggggg March 8, 2009

hapster

A type of hipster who lacks emo characteristics and is actually quite happy and goofy.

My hapster girlfriend wanted me to play dino-tag in the park with her in her ugly, $6 shoes, but instead we settled for a Disney movie.

by The Girl with Kaliedescope Eyes July 16, 2008

haptic

A response to one's touch.

A type of tactile feedback that applies force, vibrations, and/or motions upon the user.

I commented on how nice it was that Droid shuddered when I touched him. Tom thought he had developed sentience. But I said "No, he is just haptic to see me."

by LauriLea February 1, 2010

Hampstir

To look in ones dirty laundry hamper for the cleanest clothes or to find a matching sock for a pair.

dianne: "Will you hurry up we are going to miss the movie"
dave: "alright alright, I just can't find my sock"
dianne: "just go hampstir a pair"

by darrennie July 26, 2010