hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

Haista homo vittu

A finnish word for "Hello officer". The police like it when someone says this to them.

A cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Haista homo vittu
Cop: Ok, sorry for taking your time.

by Finnish Rooster June 9, 2018

hampsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hampsterdam until they shut the place down

by Molson December 24, 2006

hamsterpants

When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.

When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."

by Juror #1 March 25, 2009

hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2017

HalSTUCHian

A person with very well-known nickname that he hears every time someone walks by him

I love crossing paths with my HalSTUCHian friend, Johnathan, because I get to yell "JOH!" at him.

by The Halstuchian Theorist January 3, 2020

Happtivism

The practice of growing happiness by recognizing negative thoughts, understanding their origins, and choosing ones that actually make you feel happy.

Becoming a happtivist and practicing happtivism isn't like joining any organization or religion. It means being committed to being your own happiness activist.

by happtivist June 7, 2021