happenstance

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

what had happened was...

the start to either a very good story or a bs one. either way should be interesting

you see what had happened was... proceed with story

by jstagurl August 19, 2008

whats happening

whats going on in your life; hows it going

person a: WHATS HAPPENING DAWG?
person b: not much bro u?

by ECHUNG August 25, 2010

Well that happened

A phrase used when something random and/or inexplicable has occurred. Serves as both an invitation to discuss the recent incident or a way to cut off a possible conversation about the incident.

You witness your naked father being chased by your neighbor's dog. Suddenly he is hit by a car, leaving him sprawled in the intersection while the dog licks him.

You: "Well that happened."

Your Friend: "Yep."

by MacV216 July 17, 2009

Happie

A highly motivated and optimistic individual. Who’s compassionate, practices gratitude and has a strong sense of community. Who understands themselves, their health and is a big believer in using food as medicine.

'I saw Emily this morning sipping a banana smoothie at Serotonin... See is such a Happie!'

by Serotonin Dealer December 18, 2017

That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009