The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
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Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
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I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.
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"Did you read that book Twilight?
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