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Chris Hansen

The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
by napalmninja October 26, 2009
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handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.
"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."
by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005
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Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster
I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

No thanks
by HundredC September 28, 2020
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Dirty Hansen

When you give a guy a handjob after you anal fist him
"Man Josh is nasty he wanted another dirty Hansen tonight that motherfucker needs Jesus"
by wacklers April 2, 2015
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Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.
I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.
by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022
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The Mitch Hansen Band

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.
"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."
by chknwengz August 4, 2008
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Francis Drake Saducas Hansen

Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though
Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"
by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 27, 2022
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