Haneen

A smart girl. Beautiful and always loves fashion. She has the skills of music. She dances. She always gets her way. Someone who always gets their way. Someone who is stubborn and hardworking. Gets overly excited at times. Is a blast to be around. usually the party girl! If you know a Haneen, you are one lucky person!

Trustworthy, honest, and speaks her mind.

Smart Haneen Dancing singing Beautiful queen

by S9I87so December 3, 2010

Harlen

A Harlen is usually a guy, He is perfect in EVERY single way, He has a perfect body, The most gorgeous smile. Nothing can compare to a Harlen, He will love you no matter what and go to the around the world and back for you just to make you happy, When you have him in your arms or your inlove with him, NEVER let him go, He will be the best you will ever have. He knows who his friends are, and he listens to you. He also teaches you things, He may be a video game addict but thats one thing you will learn to love about him, He will make you smile EVERY day, and He will tell you he loves you every day, When he's inlove with you, He will NEVER let you go, No matter what. There are SOO many things about him you will love. He truly loves you and he's always there for you. He's also really good with his hands and good in bed, He's a really big flirt at times, but if your his, He will only flirt with you, and no one else, He's also very senstive, But thats another reason to love him, He ussualy has brown hair and blue/grey eyes. And he's UBER adorable. And just so you know. I love you harlen.

Girl 1: "Who's that fine man over there"

Girl 2: "I think It's a harlen."

by 831Iloveyou March 24, 2011

John Hanley

A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.

I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.

Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.

by Joe Marty July 1, 2011

Chris Hansen

Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.

It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.

No need to fear, mothers of America, Chris Hansen is there.

by Seth Einus November 20, 2007

Van Halen

Van Halen is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. The main line-up consisted of Eddie and Alex Van Halen on guitar and drums and Michael Anthony on bass. They started out with David Lee Roth as singer then Sammy Hagar, then Gary Cherone, Hagar again and now back to Roth. Anthony left and Eddie's son Wolfgang Van Halen is the bassist. They have had a lot of great songs like Jump, Hot for Teacher, When It's Love, Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love, Right Now, Dance the Night Away, and of course the greatest solo of alltime, ERUPTION! There are many people who think that when Hagar replaced Roth that they became terrible and that "Van Hagar" was never as good as the Roth years. I say suck it. Both singers were really good. They brought the band to places they wouldn't be before. Hagar gave them four #1 albums. Don't say he's not good. I personally like Roth better but they were both great. Besides, would you rather have had the 10 years with Hagar or 10 years with Gary Cherone? Didn't think so.

VH fan 1: Hey what's your favorites song by Van Halen?
VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams.
VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street.
VH fan 2: They're good songs.
Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys.
VH fan 2: Hey Chip
Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone.
VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.

by fatjamarcus November 3, 2010

Eddie Van Halen

Possibly the greatest guitarist ever.He could make the guitar sing.

Eruption. Hot for Teacher. Runnin with the devil. Jump. Panama.

by Iron Man August 4, 2003

halen

is very caring, understanding and has a big heart for everyone, he can always make you laugh. Likes to have long conversations and really gets the meaning of life. he is truly one in a million. He is a great person to be around at any given time. Is very picky with certain foods but he mans it up. He's extremely lovable! he loves excitement and will try anything at least once. Really knows how to love his woman and treat her like a queen. He's extremely smart and handsome. He really knows how to have a great time. Basically he's the type of guy you would want to spend the rest of your life with. :)

"Woman1" who's that guy?
"woman2" i don't know but i hope he's not taken!
"woman1" he looks like he's a halen

by :P333 November 7, 2011