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Hangness

1. Of slowism during the day; hyperism at night time;
2. Medicine. A infectious disease that causes a person to have stinky toes, lazy, engage in nasty fantasies, become a LOL-aholic, act hyper…etc. (There are series of stages that will lead to the effects or breakdown of body nerves by Hangness.) ---- i.e. Bad jokes, short responses, and cute laughs
3. relates to Blackanesecia
4. will most likely suffer dreams of Will Smith naked or artist Mario singing naked
5. noun. a person who closes a memory of the past
6. Possible remedy is "pilut"


Scientific Description: This epidemic was discovered not to long ago by Hang Tran, a Proctologist at the Butt Institution of University of Santa Barbara. Hangness is a plague of which she carries herself. Dr. Nivek, her junior to-be-Proctologist volunteer, suggested that such symptoms as laziness, boredom, forgetfulness, daydreams, seeing dead people, and hyperness are serious warnings a beginning stage of infectious calculus in the mouth
OMG that girl has Hangness!!

BOOO!!!” said the person with Hangness
by The Nivek March 28, 2005
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hang

Name for a pal, friend, or acquaintance.
What's up Hang?
by J-Mo January 19, 2004
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hange

Spazlink did not have enough hange to buy the male hooker he wanted.
by Cal September 21, 2004
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Hanging

Also pronounced "Angin'"

Means Fantastic, Rad, Hot, sizzling!
STEVE:Awww Mayte that bird Gemma is hanging!
FREDDIE: Awww MAYTE! Don't give me a woody!
STEVE: Sozzie Boss!
by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008
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hang

1.to attach or suspend, like from a tree

2.something that i would like to do to Ben Lynch for being a homo BUTT FUCK ,dickhole
I Jotaku, would like to HANG Ben Lynch, and ONLY Ben Lynch for wanting to butt fuck me in the ass,yet I bet he sucks a MEAN dick!
by Jotaku December 22, 2004
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Hang

1) to spend time with
2) a form of execution where the executed is dangled from a rope suspended above ground with nothing to stand on
3) a form of suicide based on the older execution method, often done with other items than rope
4) a state of being suspended
1) rockstar is in town and he wants to hang man
2) he was to hang on the thirteenth in front of people who thought highly of him
3) he's gonna hang himself if someone's not on watch 24/7, we can't allow that, he will hang when we say he will hang, on the thirteenth!
4) the plant will hang off the rear window
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
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hang

To dangle or swing by the by neck until the life passes out of your body and you crap yourself. What occurs when your tie gets caught in the ceiling fan.
"You shall hang by the neck till you are dead"
"But all I did was boink the sheriff's daughter"
by dan October 9, 2003
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