Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018
a person being dated by shallow individuals using them only to make themselves look better or to be "social correct" amongst their friends
I really do love you, she's just a social handbag.(I actually had a friend that stayed with someone keeping quite and watching him cheat because he gave her an extended explanation of what that was and why it was needed. She was a rere)
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
2 fingers and thumb in the vagina and 2 fingers in the pooper. Just when she is about to spooge make her bend in half so she resembles a handbag. Then pull your hand out with that same hand grab her handbag and hit her in the head. Then yell you have been "Vidiedod"!
by Floundermother October 15, 2010
A sexual act mentioned in the movie "FanBoys" because the writers knew that people went to see the movie, they would would automatically go home and look up the word on urban dictionary or invent some perverse act involving their testicles and some poor girl.
by The Fanboy May 3, 2009
The ability of a male to make females jealous of his girlfriend, through physical attractiveness.
Relates to the jealousy created by a girl having a better handbag than her friends.
Relates to the jealousy created by a girl having a better handbag than her friends.
OMG that hotdog selling guy has amazing handbag potential!
Sure James is smart, but his handbag potential is way lower than Brads.
Sure James is smart, but his handbag potential is way lower than Brads.
by Swiffyd April 27, 2012
when a skier is carrying his skis, poles and boots in a certain way. the skis go together, then each pole strap goes over one end of the skis, creating a handle-like carrying system. for it to be a complete houston handbag, the ends of the skis must be covered by your boots
by moli66 January 14, 2009
someone who spends more than half their rent on designer handbags. someone who has more handbags than underwear.
by JTPratt November 18, 2007