The coolest person in the world. Typically is so attractive that girls faint over him. He is so strong he can't be stopped. He hides his true power, but is the strongest being in the world. He has godlike looks. Hamza Ali is the best Valorant & Smash Bros player in the world. Joseph, Jacob, Jeffrey & Kevin are all garbage compared to Hamza but Hamza feels bad because they are so ugly (inside and out) that they don't have many friends. Hamza is a baller and no one is better than him. He hides all of his true power to dodge being targeted by the FBI for his powers. He lays low and doesn't show off unless he has to. He lives a simple life when in reality, he could achieve anything he wanted. To reiterate, he is a super being who is stronger than Goku himself and is the best Valorant and Smash Bros player and is a god-looking guy.
by Jowu September 13, 2020
Get the Hamza Ali mug.Foremost known as "The God Of Sex" An individual renowned world wide for his expertise with sex and highly sexual acts. One such as Hamza has been known to have sex with more than 30 girls at one time, even stimulating a maximum of 8 at once. Hamza's usually have enormous genitalia and can produce litres of semen in one ejaculation. Characteristics of Hamza's are cool, popular, attractive, instaclimatic (when girls see Hamza's they reach their sexual climax instantaneously) strong, athletic, charming, generally amazing at every aspect of life. Once an individual has had intercourse with a Hamza they are suggested to stay bedridden for a minimum of 2 weeks because of the mass vaginal damage.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit Hamza is the best lover ever
Girl 792: Yeah he wrecked my pussy
Girl 3275: I wish my husband was Hamza,
Girl 94: I don't, if he was my vagina would be no more
Girl 792: Yeah he wrecked my pussy
Girl 3275: I wish my husband was Hamza,
Girl 94: I don't, if he was my vagina would be no more
by jackson17436 November 24, 2009
Get the Hamza mug.Normally a guy who looks like a meerkat and goes for a younger audience with no ass! He is cancerous as some have described
by Ur marj December 21, 2018
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very prideful and urges for success if you ever meet one you will be in for the ride of your life But be cautious they can easily be irritated.
very prideful and urges for success if you ever meet one you will be in for the ride of your life But be cautious they can easily be irritated.
That Hamza is my dream guy
by Onomatisseur September 22, 2020
Get the Hamza mug.Hamaad is a great guy. He might seem shady at first but when you get to know him personally, he just might be the best person you'll EVER meet. He has a unique personality and he sees things from a different perspective. He'll make you go ooh la la for him. He'll try his best to listen and pay attention to your likings and hobbies even if you don't have it in common with him. He's kind and has a caring nature. He's cute, wholesome and dank too. He is very handsome. He is the man you've always wanted to be with. He is loyal, trustworthy and funny too. Don't lose a Hamaad if you ever find one.
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trust me, he is. you should go talk to him.
khair, whatever, we good
by khairwhateverwegood November 23, 2021
Get the Hamaad mug.He is a big gnonce and he likes his cheese 8 years matured like he likes his kids. If you see him run because he will molest you ic you are under 18 because he only likes kids.
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