Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010

Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

Idk.... uh... errmmm... what the... spruce?

Xinlker kerblre "Bro, my foe-head so larg, just like Thomas Gage Hammerstrom."

Trevor Davis "EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME."

by A _ Credible _ Source December 14, 2022

the hammes

When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms

I pulled the hammes today at school

by Boozle April 13, 2019

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers

Speachless.

As unvocal as a stationary sack of primitive kinetic fastening implements

"My neighbor's chihuahua bothered me, so when they were on vacation I absconded with it, anesthesized it, removed the offending throat organ, and bribed the housesitter to keep her mouth shut. Now it is dumber than a bag of hammers and my neighbors are slightly puzzled."

by UDPseudonym001 May 3, 2020

hammers

Bombs, tits, boobs, melons.

Damn that chick has huge hammers.

by Mike Lowrey May 13, 2005

Hammers

Women with extremely large Breast.

Damn!!! Dawg look at the hammers on her.

by bigweezie December 3, 2005

hammers

1. supporters of West Ham United Football Club
2. plural of hammer
3. there is no three

1. "up the hammers""alan partridge's claret & blue army"
2. "have you got fork handles?""yes""OK i'll take the candles and four hammers"
3.--------

by theWestHamfan November 29, 2003