hammered

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

hammered

so completley drunk out of ones mind

after 10 shots
dude zack is Totally hammered

by guadelupe January 25, 2005

hammer on

Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes; to go from one place / task / state to another without a break.

We'll meet at the bar, then probably hammer on to a club.

by BlueJack April 28, 2008

hammering

When one has really intense sex with a female partner while standing up and she is between the male and wall

"I was hammering that bitch on my living room wall"

by capt.fuck-a-ho January 24, 2007

Hammered

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

hammered

someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk

'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'

by .lanky_bec. May 6, 2006

The Hammer

A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.

Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"

Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "

by bigbear199186 February 23, 2011