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shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.
holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.
by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011
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Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.
"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."
by curly b April 6, 2006
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Bro-hammered

Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.
That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.
by M E Cody March 19, 2006
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hammered

so completley drunk out of ones mind
after 10 shots
dude zack is Totally hammered
by guadelupe January 25, 2005
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MC hammered

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.
crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."
by muzzydoesit January 15, 2011
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hamberder

The act of having a Russian prostitute takes a dump on you
Went on a "business" trip and decided to have a double hamberder.
by meow meow beanz January 15, 2019
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Hamberders

The proper way of spelling hamburgers for an idiot
Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food ( as an unfounded billionaire I want to let you know that I paid even though it didn’t cost me shit and I will write it off as a tax write off), over 1000 hamberders etc. within one hour it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters.
by Littlelondon December 19, 2019
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