Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

haggard ass bitch

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."

Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*

by Kai* July 11, 2006

L. Ron Haggard

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.

"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2

by NickMacLean April 14, 2010

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

Haggard Douche

Adjective - Description of homely looking loser (usually male).

Tim:”what’s up you ole haggard douche”

by CloakMaster June 14, 2018

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

Haggard

Slave from Roman ancient times who used to milk horses for their sperm.

The haggard had just finished his session with the horse.

The haggards obtained a larger quantity of sperm this week.

I can't wait to become a haggard, I heard the pay isn't too shabby.

by londonbr1dge August 18, 2023