hackit

Plain ugly. Especially the coupon (face). See forby minging.

Git a swatch at the hackit coupon on yon.

by Smert Howker October 18, 2006

hakimmi

An excellent young man who always has a lot of friends.But his most important one is his Best Friend.He will also make a girl feel very safe when around him

HAKIMMI is really a great guy.Let me date him.

by Dasagoaway February 24, 2017

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

HackMaster92000

A bri’ish discordian that loves to imagine himself fucking discord kittens and characters of kid shows.

Have you heard HackMaster92000 is outside we have to keep our doors locked.

by LillyHaleli June 29, 2022

Hacking Heaven

When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.

To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.

by Fasters April 8, 2023

Hakimology

The Hakimifying of your assets

She tried to steal his money but he used a method of Hakimology to secure it

by BiboMoersePiel April 16, 2023

mole hacking

When a mix of tobacco and marijuana are grounded up and smoked out of a bong/water pipe

After they finished mole hacking with ernie, the gsg gang felt very light headed and shacked

by Easy Ernie November 6, 2012