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holy dumb fuck 

if you have tourettes this is a very commonly used phrase. it is generally said when you are taking a shit
holy dumb fuck by boobie bobbler November 20, 2007

Holy Duck Fuck 

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

Holy the fuck 

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK
Holy the fuck by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010

holy dumb fuck 

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.
holy dumb fuck by TourettesSupply November 6, 2009

holy dumb fuck me 

(n) - an exclamation derived from three more common ones: "holy shit," "dumb fuck," and "fuck me." Only used in the most surprising or agitating of situations.
Driver: *slams hard on breaks to avoid rear-ending someone*
Passenger (who was not paying any attention): Holy dumb fuck me!

Random Guy: If I get killed in this game one more time I'm going to kill a kennel of puppies!
Random Guy (after being spawn killed): Holy dumb fuck me!

Holy Shit Fuck 

Exactly like holy shit, just with one more word. And its cooler. A Karl Martinson original.
Holy shit fuck, Karl! Gimmie back my dollar!
Holy Shit Fuck by I am a liar January 6, 2008