peripheral hearing

corallary: peripheral vision
Peripheral hearing is hearing auditory information on a subconcious level but not quite fully processing what is heard.

It took three erasers to the back of the head for the teacher's question about justice versus courage in plato's the republic to filter through my peripheral hearing. I was busy watching leprachaun acrobatics on the chalkboard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur December 13, 2008

peripheral hearing

The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another

"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.

by wine lady February 3, 2010

Interpretive hearing

When someone listening to what they are being told, chooses to interpret what was said to them to fit their current needs.

Mom: son do NOT play with the iPad anymore.
Son: OK Mom
Mom: son you are playing with the iPad again!
Son: yes, but I stopped for ten minutes when you told me to stop.
Mom: now that is interpretive hearing!

by Mr. Foto June 19, 2018

hear cunt

something you say after an idiot says something outrageous. (hear dookie but more offensive)

Tyco: spain is in france ahlie?
benbo: hear cunt

by sweardown09 June 11, 2022

Hear Tinka

a phrase used to mock someone after saying something funny or dumb.

Keisha : “I could have you in a fight”
Becky : “Lolll hear tinka tho”

by idontknow243 May 4, 2020

fa hear

short for fuck her originated from the jacob M.

i want fa hear so good.

by johnny Brid. morton February 27, 2008