peripheral hearing

corallary: peripheral vision
Peripheral hearing is hearing auditory information on a subconcious level but not quite fully processing what is heard.

It took three erasers to the back of the head for the teacher's question about justice versus courage in plato's the republic to filter through my peripheral hearing. I was busy watching leprachaun acrobatics on the chalkboard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 23, 2010

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur February 13, 2007

peripheral hearing

The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another

"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.

by wine lady February 02, 2010

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 22, 2022

hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

by SadCandy56 May 10, 2018

slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 11, 2010