guimper

(verb)
term for losing your (preferrably long) edging streak

specifying the length of the streak is optional (e. g. guimpering at length)

no homie don't bend over you're gonna make me guimper !

haven't heard from jack since he guimpered at 6 weeks .. bro's definitely taking it hard

by cocmasterlyd December 16, 2023

Grimple

A small gnome wizard sometimes called his full title "Grimple the Wizard" known for teaching magic incantations from the magic style known as "Negromancy" such as:

Nigronius Sumonous
Cauconius Sumonous
Penis Dementus (Pronounced Pen-iss)

I got taught a new spell the other day by my spellmaster Grimple the Wizard.

by ReneGod September 28, 2024

Gimpleton.

A heady mix of a complete fucktard with perverted undertones.

I caught him bucking a picture of his sister yesterday, he's a fucking Gimpleton.

by MrA77 March 25, 2024

Grimple

Somewhere between a grumble, and a wimper, lies the grimple, a peevish grumble, or a complaint verging on a wimper. When out of sorts, a bit hung over, crapulent, you may also feel grimply.

Portmaneau words like 'grimple' come from the consonence in meaning between the two.

I'm sorry for the grimples, my headache has made me a bit grimply this morning.

by Fustbariclation August 15, 2024

Gumple

A person that is eating to many potatoes in less than 1 hour (25 potatoes)

You are such a gumple!

by EddiTheTeddie May 13, 2025