Guilty Turd

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

by UnclePapi March 14, 2007

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Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010

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guilty

Casey Anthony.

Guilty as sin.

by billonbass July 6, 2011

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TikTok Guilty

A nod to TikTok’s ridiculous and absurd “community guidelines”. When you haven’t done a single thing wrong but lame TikTok still bans you.

Dude the video I just posted got taken down and reported for minor safety violations, and to think that “how to install a new sink” was so controversial. Now I can’t post for the next month I’m TikTok guilty of this heinous crime.

by Steady Teddy March 27, 2022

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hop on guilty gear

1. Another way of telling someone to kill themselves in a particularly gruesome manner
2. Rough gay oral sex, often involving remarkable amounts of pickle juice being swallowed before oral sex takes place.

You better hop on guilty gear

by rustybroadsword November 1, 2023

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