An artist that draws fictional characters and is sleep deprived, simps over fictional characters and eats ketchup packets alone as a snack.
Hey guacamole guadamole how are you enjoying those ketchup packets your snacking on?
by Guacamole Guadamole July 15, 2021
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(n.) Any residual produced from illicit sexual acts performed while incarcerated.
After the prison gang got done with Jimmy the Snitch there was prison guacamole all over the shower.
by wildmnc January 8, 2011
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When you get a pile of lettuce and some Mexicans spray painted green and have an orgy. Then, you clean it up, shake hands, and go home.
Hey , where can I find a bunch of Mexicans for a reverse guacamole?
by Rotary Valve December 5, 2016
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When you put Guacomole inside your pussy and then rub it around and then get a guy to lick it all out.
Dude I did some fucked up shit and i even did the guacamole mac.
by Thecunteaterfishbaum March 24, 2011
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When a vegetarian proceeds to expell excrement from their sphincter onto their partners face. The resultant faeces acquires a particular green aesthetic, hence the strict non-meat diet.

In extreme cases, some have a particular fetish for herbivores rather than humans i.e A horse
"Tonight ... I'm all yours"
"Are you prepared to have a guacamole facial?"
by Rhymeonocerous April 22, 2017
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when a person blows his or her nose into the female sexual organs
I gave her Guacamole Taco and she punched me in the face. She then went and cleaned all of the snot out of her vagina.
by Tater_Brown August 26, 2009
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When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun.
The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding is a common occurance.
"Goddamn, I Guacamole Shotgunned the porcelian to pieces..."
by The_Justin May 31, 2007
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