Vaginal Glutton

A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.

Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.

by Andy K April 18, 2004

Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.

42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy

by Kurt December 16, 2003

gluttony

Also 'Gluttsy'. Boyfriend to Maxi. Later becomes fiend after getting his heart broken.

"He never really loved Gluttsy. He's such a Bitch!"

by envysgurl1989 March 10, 2005

Gluttony

Like in a D12 song where Swifty McVay says, "I remain fatter than gluttony". It means to be even more fatter than being obese".

Kim: Susan can't swim no laps she's fatter than gluttony.
Josh: Oh yeah she needs Jenny Craig.

by Junaid March 10, 2004

Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

by mcdizz November 27, 2009

gluttonist

(Noun) An individual who conveys a large amount of prejudice to overweight/obese people. Similar to a racist or a sexist, except more tolerable because, other than those with glandular problems, the people targeted by the gluttonist have chosen to be, well, gluttonous.

(at dinner table)
Person A - Can you pass the stuffing?
Person B - SHUT UP FATTY
Person C - Grandma don't be such a gluttonist!

by VegettoVai January 3, 2010

Gluttony

When you go to the wawa to get juul pods and decide to eat 1000 calories while feeling bad about it

Gluttony is a sin.

by Geirge_Fahman February 11, 2019