Harboring a Groundhog

When you're on the edge of taking a dump and a little pokes out but then slips back in.

I can't sit still in class, I'm on the verge of Harboring a Groundhog in my jean shorts.

by MASONBEAR February 5, 2015

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

St. Louis Groundhog

The first person spotted peeing in an alley behind one's building, signifying the official beginning to spring in downtown St. Louis.

It must be Spring. I just saw a St. Louis Groundhog out my window!

by Pasqual12 April 14, 2014

Ass Groundhog

A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year

jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs

by twiSSt September 20, 2006

Chinese Groundhog Day

The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.

Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.

by KSC707 April 28, 2020

groundhoggin

When you gotta take a shit so bad, you cant squeeze your ass cheeks together or make it "go back up".

Dude, I gotta shit so bad, it's groundhoggin!!

by Airica November 13, 2005

groundfloor

To be the first reply to a post/topic/thread. Usually used for a post one anticipates to be epic.

Whoa, am I the first comment?

GROUNDFLOOR

by LILIZ August 29, 2012