Grass Grippers

Feet, particularly the toes that grip the grass. For an outdoor lad. Or lass.

“Yo did you see he Mark he had no shoes on!”

“Yeah, he was only rockin the grass grippers my guy”

by MarkGetsBitches March 15, 2022

Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

grimmering

An unwanted person listening in to and jumping in on your conversation

Person #1- "So hey what are you doing this weekend?"
Person #2- "Probably grab a couple a beers and watch the game."

Unwanted Person#3 (listening over your shoulder)- "Sounds fun what time are we gonna meet up?"

Persons #1 and 2 say "stop the grimmering man."

by Mark Stone January 12, 2009

Gimper Boyz

The absolute most laziest fucks you've ever even heard of in your life. They lay around all day every day hogging every bit of Internet bandwidth looking up things that lower their IQ and further their paranoia about everything. They also wonder why they can't find employment although they've never even attempted to fill out an application with all their bandwidth hogging. They would attempt to wash a dish occasionally but after breaking an arm trying to lift a tablespoon with their little toothpicks they no longer attempt to try. These gimper Boyz epitomize laziness in every way possible. They also don't own a real stereo but sometimes attempt to crank their music on their crappy little computer speakers.

Those Gimper Boyz sure are some worthless sons of bitches. I'm surprised they didn't get winded walking all the way from the couch to the computer chair.

by Blindwilliesyphillis July 5, 2017

Grippers

A female fake nails. Holding tight/ grabbing; sheets, pillows, body parts, male shaft

“Damn, i see shorty got them grippers.”

by Sumher January 9, 2021

Carpet grippers

TikTok Comment section slang for “feet” commonly used someone on TikTok has they nasty ashy outgrown feet on them damn iPad playing piano tiles. Please play piano tiles normally, no one tryna see them carpet grippers… unless?

“ lawd haf merthy… put dem CARPET GRIPPERS away young man… unless they in someone’s mouth”

by No thank you with ur goofy ahh March 5, 2022

a young gripper

a spicy & vibrant individual

you see that guy over there? that's a young gripper

by rivaldubs August 18, 2020