griffins bridge

the area between your arse and your sack

man i got an itch tryin to cross griffins bridge

by j j mclure June 28, 2009

Griff Match

An anything goes match for any sport, fight, or competition

Yo let's have a 1v1 basketball griff match.

by Robert S. and Luis C. December 15, 2015

Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet

“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain”

by Iwannariot March 14, 2019

The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

Good Fucking Grief

A phrase that you say when something goes wrong

Good fucking grief I stubbed my toe again

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Grief Junkie

Someone who feels they have to be upset over something or someone, regardless of connection to it or them.

My Mum cried at Debbies funeral and she's only met her once, shes such a Grief Junkie!

by Nick Cory June 7, 2007

grief bone

Part of human anatomy, in the groinal region.

Michael (NBC's The Office): I lost Ed Truck. And it feels like somebody took my heart, and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. And, at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer. And then, a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone. And I’m crying, and nobody can hear me. Because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone.

by crogue July 3, 2008