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Greenhorne

1. An Individual that is a Daily Smoker, but doesn't let the herb's effects get boring. (I.E. gets creative with his smoking rituals)

2. A hipster that doesn't act like they don't give a shit.

3. A fan name for the band "The Greenhornes"
1. Pete - Man, what the fuck happened last night?

Ian - After both cross joints and the brownies, I think we watched funny shit on the internet.

2. Megan - (Hipster voice) Ohhhh, did you hear they're closing our record shop.

Mike - Too bad.

Greenhorne - WHAT THE FUCK?

3. Rick - You know Jack Lawrence?

Greg - Wasn't he in The Greenhornes?
by Buddha. July 14, 2010
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greenhouse effect

1) A major part of the carbon cycle that has helped properly regulate the temperatures of earth and the CO2 levels within earth's atmosphere for quite some time and won't just break because a few humans start driving SUVs and cooking on charcoal grills.

2) The confounded and/or irritated look on someone's face when you tell that "What color is a purple house?" "Purple" "What color is a blue house?" "Blue" "What color is a green house?" "Green" "WRONG! It's clear!" joke, because green houses are actually quite green, and they hate you for telling such a stupid joke.
Next time, stick with "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
I wonder if Al Gore has ever read even a high school essay on the greenhouse effect...
by STJosh May 15, 2007
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greenhoused

to greenhouse:

to severely damage or wipe out a city or a region (spoken of a meteorological cataclysm associated with rapid climate change.

to be greenhoused :

to be severely damaged or wiped out by a meteorological cataclysm associated with rapid climate change.
New Orleans was greenhoused by that Katrina hurricane.
by Serge Chapkin September 12, 2005
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Greenhorn

1. Someone is new to a particular subject or area.

2. A suspected pedophile who harasses children and people in general.
1. Johnny is new to the job and is still a greenhorn.

2. That man in the woods is acting like a greenhorn and harassing us.
by Datrick gillson April 6, 2021
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Greenhawed it

1. To screw up

2. To do something idiotic or be an idiot.
Man you really greenhawed it
by XavierGransonnitemaN October 9, 2010
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greenhouse effect

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004
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Greenhorn

An individual who is a fan of both The Oregon Ducks and The Texas Longhorns.
I originally hail from Oregon, but after 5 years in Texas, I appreciate both the Ducks and the Longhorns, and can call myself a greenhorn!
by youweremytangerine January 14, 2015
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