Graveyard Smash

When you have sex and your partner dies. Either during intercourse or within the next 12 hours.

Did you hear about John last night?
- I did, his heart just stopped?
Yeah, she gave him a real graveyard smash.

by Iche bein Der schnitter October 9, 2018

graveyard love

When a man or a woman LOVE so hard/control one another. Until finally one ends up DEAD!

My cousins boyfriend had graveyard LOVE for her. He controlled her ENOUGH til she got tired! Tried to go away to ease her mind .He found her and killed her! Tragic~~

by ~UNKNOWN~ July 13, 2015

graveyard punk

Graveyard punk is a music genre that generally includes lyrics such as 'Bones' or 'Pumpkins' or maybe 'Skeletons'. This phrase is mainly used to describe lyrics but also this could apply to the way inwhich a vocalist sings, for example with a very 'deep' voice.

Graveyard punk involves bands such as 'Misfits' and 'Ramones'

by Rob--m October 22, 2007

Graveyard Lover

A girl/boy who has sex in graveyards or mortuaries.

"Lisa is a graveyard lover because she fucked Elgin in Pine Oaks."

by Heartbrkyn October 27, 2006

Graveyard joint

Low on the scale of desperation, this is a joint constructed out of the butts of other joints lying in the ashtray. The taste is not dissimilar to barbecued dog biscuits.

Originally coined by H. L. Mystagogues.

Graveyard joint, anyone? Pass us your ashtrays.

by Igid and Plu August 16, 2012

Graveyard Towel

the quicker-picker-upper for after sex cleanup
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket

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by Johnny_Rebelion March 31, 2011

Graveyard Boners

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

by Anarchist October 19, 2003