Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

gritter

A teenager/young adult, often a highschool dropout, whom associates with the "bad crowd" and smokes/inhales and sometimes deals drugs of any type.

"I don't want to attend that party, it will be full of gritters"

"I ended our friendship after he became a gritter"

by StaceyT September 30, 2005

grafter

A big hard sweaty man, who wears no shirt, and has been doing a hard days work. i.e. working in the fields

Farmer Giles is a true grafter, he has been in the fields grafting all day. He has been moving hay bails with his bare hands, and moving trees. when he gets home he grafts in the kitchen and makes a ploughmans lunch, a true grafters meal!

by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Graterbate

The act of masturbating with a cheese grater.

I'd rather Graterbate than to listen to this nonsense any further

by Stickshift January 11, 2013

gretter

Canadian way of asking for a coffee with 9 creams and 9 sugars. Named after the famous and glorious hockey player Wayne Gretzky #99

Hey bud, wanna rip down to timmies and grab a gretter?!

by Jesse James Rooney December 11, 2018

jogging behind a gritter

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface

Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

by Wrongbed January 10, 2008

Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023