you’ve got a cold

someone who is a cold hearted-bitch

“mate you’ve got a cold”
“aye fuck off”

by BusySucking January 10, 2019

You got a mouse in your pocket?

A reply to a person who has used the word "we". The person making the reply is telling the speaker no one is effected by their statement other than them. Or, in an organization (work or volunteer positions), someone has just said that "we" all need to do something. This reply means that it's agreed the work needs to be done, but the speaker is the only one who must do it.

Employee to Boss: "Have you considered my program initiative? I think it's important, we really need it implemented to make my fall task easier."
Boss: "You got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jake Placer December 15, 2012

corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

synonym of middle of nowhere, usually in hillbilly territory

We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

by HurricaneAndrew June 12, 2008

I Got A Guy

To know somebody in a particular industry that you can turn to for a favor.

Dude, that is the most popular club in the city, we are never gonna get in tonight.

Yo, don't worry, I got a guy - he'll get us in - no problem.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.

Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Got a sec?

Three words that asshole middle management office drones use. These eventually lead to job termination.

Office Manager Drone: "Hey Bert. Got a sec?"
Sucker employee: "Sure"
Office Manager Drone: "Let's go to my office."
Sucker employee: "OK."
"Office Manager Drone: "Sorry. We're going to have to let you go. Things just aren't working out."
Sucker employee: "Wow."
Office Manager Drone: "What?
Sucker employee: "You're right. That only took a sec."

by McPerpel McPerpelsen October 17, 2018

Ryan got a ball game tomorrow

One of the lost urban dictionary users who put his name in the definitions on how hw had a basketball game the next day

Yo, Ryan got a ball game tomorrow. Better let him get some sleep
Ryan: Thanks guys, bye
*Last online March 08, 2017*
Everyone: Where is Ryan? Is he safe? Is he alright?

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021