Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019

Capitalist Gospel Guys

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.

1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.

by Bomis Bakdel March 11, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Gospel Twerk

Gospel twerking (noun): a style of dance and music performance that fuses the vocal traditions of gospel with the bass-heavy rhythms of hip hop and twerk culture, embodying both spiritual devotion and provocative physical expression.

Gospel Twerk is a hybrid music genre that fuses the uplifting spirit and vocal traditions of gospel music with the bass-heavy, high-energy rhythms of hip hop, crunk, and twerk beats. It walks the provocative line between sacred and secular, blending themes of faith, praise, and redemption with dance-driven, club-ready grooves. The genre embodies tension between devotion and desire, channeling both spirituality and bodily expression into one unapologetically bold sound.

“The DJ surprised the crowd by dropping a track in the new style of gospel twerking, blending church choir vocals with a booming twerk beat.”

by SmooveRed September 20, 2025