Gordie howe hat trick

A goal, assist, and a fight.

Assist- Start with a blow job
Goal- pounding pussy

Fight- Switch holes and hold on!
Win the game by finishing the job

Last night I preformed the Gordie Howe hat trick. Came out with a black eye ,but I still won!

by Abbjmt May 23, 2021

Gordie girdle

An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.

Jen: Damn dat boy so fly...
Jens Fat Friend:Bitch, he probz just done got himself a gordie girdle!

by Trexasaurus June 30, 2016

Gordy Toothpaste

A person whom you know but do not necessarily like. He dosnt amount to a “dickhead” but is a nuisance to himself and others nonetheless.

Did you hear what Tom did yesterday? Classic Gordy Toothpaste behavior from Tom, just ignore him.

by It adds up September 4, 2022

GORDIE

Gordie refers to a small pumpkin you give your girlfriend in October it symbolizes you devote your life to her love her

Wow did you see him he gave her a gordie

by Reallifie October 29, 2017

Gordis

A way of calling someone fat

Bro Zach is so gordis
I know he never stops eating

by Gordis Jr December 16, 2021

Gordy

His hair is blonde,his eyes are blue,the sexiest mother fucker that you'll ever do. His moto is "It may be short but it sure is skinny" A God of jokes,a real funny bunny,but be warned if you laugh at his jokes he will never stop , Its like fueling a fire with gasoline. BUT ALSO THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU MAY EVER FIND, WITHAN ASS LIKE THAT YOULL WANNA GRIND!

Damn That gordy be so fine ,I wanna make him mine.

by 240gordygene August 24, 2025

Gucci Gordy

A.record exec at onerpm

Gucci Gordy is the hottest record exec in the world.

by Rob run corleone March 10, 2023