Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Stanky Gobbler

The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.

Stanky Gobbler twister fart Gobble Turkey Gobble mouth fart punch stinky breath gasping

by McGoo31 December 11, 2013

gobble gobble 3000

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head

peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

by Jason galicure March 30, 2019

The Gobbler

When going down on a woman, right before she climaxes you start making turkey gobble noises with your tongue while continuing to make her climax.

I was with Molly last night and right before she climaxed I used The Gobbler. Man, she loved it.

by Foster0326 August 6, 2015

Glizzy Gobbler

Someone who is “mad sus” while consuming a glizzy.

Dude...Jake keeps shoving those hot dogs down his throat, he’s a god damn glizzy gobbler.

by xi Jinping July 29, 2020

cock gobbler

One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.

Damn, she is such a cock gobbler. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.

by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

gobblebright

Noun:
1: One who is only about as bright-wit as a typical goblin.
2: An origional character species, made by Joe Cat

"...You Lazy thouhtless gobblebright!..."
"...I don't care that the things I use for annalogys arn't real..."

~ Joe Cat, Youtube, A Crap Guide to D&D

by AgSilverRadio April 20, 2019