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Goofy goobered 

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.
Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.
Goofy goobered by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

Goofy Goobered 

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
Goofy Goobered by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017

Goofy Gobbers 

When that one cringy bitch is even worse than goofy-ahh
OMG SAM YOUR SUCH A FUCKING GOOFY GOBBERS UGh

gooby goober 

An idiot.
gooby goober by gabagaooher February 7, 2024

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.

Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.
OMG you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)
Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.