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Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

An event that occurs when your male
(-ho)and your eardrums sound to bullshit like "Hit Me Baby One More Time".

Also, see any pop music that's as popular to hate as it is to love
"Dammit! I was just "bopping" to "Slave" and suddenly my dick started to flame up everytime I piss! So I guess that means that whenever a boy/man listens to pop music it is completely the same as having ungloved sexual intercourse with a bangkok hooker, not washing your hands after eating a huge t-wave of diarrhea with little undigested corn kernels and remnents of a burrito in it, and drinking the urinal fluids of at least thirty different people! Fuck it all! It's not healthy to DO those four things?!!" (Yes, being a guy and listening to Britany Spears is just as dumb as eating shit.)
by lazirus July 8, 2004
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Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"
"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024
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Gonorrhea’s Revenge

When you party too hard over the weekend and end up calling out sick on Monday for work.
Manny’s got a case of Gonorrhea’s Revenge again.
by Surgical Stewart September 22, 2025
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cerebral gonorrhea

a term to describe when you are mentally stimulated in the wrong direction; being brain washed; mind-fucked
That conversation gave me a touch of cerebral gonorrhea...
by OsoBlack405 May 9, 2025
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gonorrhea

Also known asThe Clap” because Eric Clapton gave it to RFK Jr.
I thought Eric Clapton’s nickname was “SlowHand”?
No. It’s “The Clap” because of gonorrhea.
by Anita Nap September 21, 2023
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butt gonorrhea

by John 2226 August 10, 2016
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Gonorrhea

I slept with a guy that had multiple STDs and he gave me sohrab (gonorrhea).
by Nsdhisma March 18, 2019
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