Gonk

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."

by 4cbb June 17, 2009

gonk

To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.

Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.

A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.

past tense: gonk'd

John's Myspace got Gonk'd

by Dom Price October 20, 2006

Gonk

Sperm, Spooge, or Jizz.

Origin from the incorrect usage of Rob Gronkowski's nickname 'Gronk' by Boston mayor Thomas Menino.

Did you pull out?

Hell yeah, I gonked on that bitch's booty.

by Donttrynflarge September 9, 2013

Gonk

Gonk = a dickhead or someone who is annoying or someone who is doing an annoying thing

Stop Gonking around

Go away you fucking Gonk 😁

by Frankoceanisangonk_jk July 11, 2022

Gonk

Refers to someone or something that's stupid.

Gonk: Hey man, I personally think Arasaka taking over Pacifica is a good idea and will bring progress to NC and lower crime rates?
Guy with brain: Man, you're a gonk.

by ShoshAhSheli December 29, 2020

gonk

Another word used for a blowjob.

NED says to another NED: "GEES A GONK YAH DOBBER!"

by Gerry Mckenna June 10, 2007

gonk

A Gonk Is Something You Call Someone When They Have Made A Simple Mistake But Need To Be Notified Of Their Wrongness And Bullied To A Great Extent! A Foolish Person Who Is Compleatly Gullable And Falls For Tricks Every Time! See boob

Oww Kristy You Gonk! You Dropped Your Maths Test!
I Cant Belive You Fell For That You Silly Gonk!

by Muteress and Mutelator February 21, 2005