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godify

To make one's self or another appear omnipotent in a simulated setting; a movie, video game, etc.
Examples: All of Steven Seagal's movies. Chuck Norris Facts. The Chronicles of Riddick. Creating yourself in Madden with all 99's instead of making yourself the fat slob you are.

Person 1: "I heard Chuck Norris was so pissed off at how godified Angelina Jolie is in 'Wanted' that he roundhouse kicked every starving child in Africa."
Person 2: "That sounds like another Chuck Norris Fact. I'm going to go back to creating myself in Madden."
Person 1: "Hey, you weigh 325 pounds. There's no way you're a Quarterback with 99 speed. Quit trying to godify yourself, you fat bastard."
by Big E to the Z March 26, 2008
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goif

Derived from the word goive, goif is a means to express one's disinterest in something or someone. The original word, goive, was coined by students at Winchester College, once spread, the word goive was changed to goif by students at Charterhouse school wanting to "recoin" the word as their own.
- That story is such a goive (goif)

- You know that wigan won on the weekend?
- Goive!(goif)

As a story bores you more and more shout goive/goif. They will more than likely stop talking.
by milosh August 11, 2006
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gorific

A word used to describe something intensely gory. Which can be pleasant or unpleasant depending on the individual.
That blood splattered ceiling in that hotel bathroom was gorific.
by parthenia jean January 30, 2008
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gniff

When someone has smelly feet or ass.
by Ida Lou Wickham December 4, 2004
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Gonilouswedre

Good night, love you, sweet dreams

(Goo-ni-lou-swe-dre)
a phrase used when saying all of the above to a loved one but are too tired to say all of it, can be said to anyone.
"Gonilouswedre.......zzzzzz"
by Too tired for words April 29, 2013
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gorified

When a movie or book is made gory. Past-tense of gory.
They took the simple fairytale story and gorified it.
by Tmills September 24, 2013
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gonic

a very old, very irritating person. Typically gets in your way on a sidewalk while explaining Facebook to their spouse.
"Sorry I am late, I got stuck behind a bunch of gonics in line at McDonald's."
by ass_eater_95 September 13, 2017
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