Goldfish

Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything

Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish

by King Ofallofus January 6, 2018

Goldfished

refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.

Blondes are the most susceptible to this.

1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.

2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.

someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"

moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."

by crimson neck April 17, 2011

goldfish

a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.

When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

goldfish

When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..

I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.

by the shrexies April 30, 2022

Goldfish

If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.

She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!

by Cloky November 21, 2017

goldfish

a ahwsomely horny good snack

one nite me and my friend were having sex and we ate goldfish all over our bodys

by nikki hunny bunny March 31, 2008

Goldfish

To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.

"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".

by Kevin Cold as Ice October 1, 2009