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Gobshite

A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.
Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"

Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.
by B D Eye April 13, 2022
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Gobshite

Someone who chats shit and talks out of their arse, normally a cocky bastard who thinks he’s funny.
Friend 1: Dude, that red squirrel just talks bollocks!

Friend 2: I know, he’s such a gobshite, little fucker!
by JJ_arch July 1, 2024
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Gobshite goblin

Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.

Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
by Sinnivar December 21, 2019
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gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
by Clanvid November 26, 2006
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clunging gobshite

vincent told the chat member a load of clunging gobshite
by binslop March 22, 2021
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clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.
the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite
by binslop March 22, 2021
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Scutterin' gobshite

noun.
Irish slang.
A person who runs off at the mouth, and is completely full of shit.
Actually, the phrase is a combination of two Irish slang words scutter meaning diarhea, and gobshite, a person who doesn't know what they're talking about, but talks anyway.
by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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