Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
by Clanvid November 26, 2006
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Relating to a recent robbery..
“I’m sorry I think you mean burgle; don’t you realize burglarize is not real a word”
“I’m sorry I think you mean burgle; don’t you realize burglarize is not real a word”
by TOP-DAWG July 29, 2003
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Get the Bawbag Brit Gobshite mug.A foolish mind puppeteers and mind puppet complex who talk Inside Information in public spaces where non-Gobshites can hear, while always pleading ignorance if questioned.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.
Gobshites periodically eat Shit as a punishment.
Gobshite: "Blah blah blah, {Inside Information Words}, Blah blah blah"
Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.
Non-gobshite at next table: {cough}, gobshites, {cough}.
by B D Eye April 13, 2022
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by michael d higgins October 8, 2018
Get the Gobshite mug.An Everton fan bigging up their teams chances of winning the premier League after only two games being played because they have won them both of them
Typical Everton fan. Just because they beat WBA and coronaspurs they think the league is done. Fuckin' gobshite.
by Kookyflukes September 23, 2020
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