gobshite tennis

Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.

"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

Geo-Gobshite

A bunch of basement dwelling geography students (mostly) who sit around coffee rooms eating crisps, drinking tea and wrongfully correcting conversational vocabulary.

Relating to a recent robbery..
“I’m sorry I think you mean burgle; don’t you realize burglarize is not real a word”

by TOP-DAWG July 29, 2003

Gobshite

Complete and utter moron, usually thinks they know everything.

leo varadkar, there's an awful gobshite!

by michael d higgins October 8, 2018

Gobshite

Definition of an irish "genius". Goes alongside wanker and eejit.

"How the feck did this gobshite get on telly?!"

by TheMostRealSlimShadyOnMars March 21, 2022

Bawbag Brit Gobshite

A no voting traitor in Scotland who sings the praises of being part of Britain

That guy voted no in 2014, he's nothing but a bawbag brit gobshite that sells his own nation out.

by Aye mannie August 10, 2022

Gobshite

An Everton fan bigging up their teams chances of winning the premier League after only two games being played because they have won them both of them

Typical Everton fan. Just because they beat WBA and coronaspurs they think the league is done. Fuckin' gobshite.

by Kookyflukes September 23, 2020

Gobshite

Someone who chats shit and talks out of their arse, normally a cocky bastard who thinks he’s funny.

Friend 1: Dude, that red squirrel just talks bollocks!

Friend 2: I know, he’s such a gobshite, little fucker!

by JJ_arch July 1, 2024