The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.

My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.

by weezarc June 1, 2010

Large Breasted Knob Gobbler

The Large Breasted Knob Gobbler is a majestic bird with large heaving breasts and most commonly feeds on knobs. You can most commonly find the Large Breasted Knob Gobbler in the city at night, searching for knobs to gobble. They are generally attracted to locations with flashy lights and loud noises, where they are most likely to find an ample source of knobs.

Waldo: "Holy Shit! Marge! Get over here quick! It's a Large Breasted Knob Gobbler on the neighbors stoop!!"

Marge: "Wow! Pull out your knob and I'll whistle the mating call!"

by Bilboliololo February 24, 2013

gobble the goo

A woman who enjoys giving head and swallowing cum(goo)

That girl loved to suck dick and gobble the goo

by Gregg H. April 9, 2007

Gobble Salad

When a person's genitals are tossed and massaged by someone with a turkey neck while receiving a blow job.

The gobble salad is when a person who used to be fat and now is skinny but still has excess skin forming a turkey neck gives you a blow job while simultaneously tossing and massaging your balls in the turkey neck = gobble salad.

by saladsforlife February 12, 2010

gobbler sack

It is a oversized nutt sack that looks like it belongs under a turkeys neck.

I bet if that guy falls in the water his gobbler sack will make him float.

by mr. aric burns May 3, 2010

Gobblemunch

Someone who gobbles and munches all of your resources

I hate it when robby comes over, because he's always such a gobblemunch

by The tree miesta March 9, 2011

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010