Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009

bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008

gadeer

A savage that's awesome af and cannot be topped by anyone. Gadeer's are usually beasts at rapping, ballers, body goals, and better than your girlfriend.

I wish I was Gadeer, but I'm not beautiful, talented, or savage enough.

by Nobadcat March 17, 2017

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

Michigan Goatee

While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee

michigan goatee, poop face, shit stain,

by jenturner10 August 21, 2008

Gadee

The word you typically say after 'Deez Nuts' popularized by a Vine. But people tend to use it when they a) have literally 'got you' and b) they don't know what to say next with their jokes. Most often with REALLY stupid jokes.

A)

Person 1: Do you want 2 CD's?
Person 2: Do you want I CD's what?
Person 1: Do you want 2 CDeez Nuts?
Person 2: Oh fuck!
Person 1: Ha! Gadee!! Ha ha ha!
Person 2: *cringes*

by Aros22 November 7, 2015