Touch my goat

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.

“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

by Touch my goat July 2, 2019

she's the goat

A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod

Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT

by onlyreal1out.there January 16, 2017

Throat goat

The best at deepthroating ...

I nominate my girl friend to be the throat goat of the year....

by Shoeboxx May 3, 2021

Goat Rapture

The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.

*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*

Will: Hey, James did you here that?

James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.

Will: Oh, never mind then.

by TeamCade May 13, 2016

Cloak Goat

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.

Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.

by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010

Fat goat

A fat goat is when someone or something is being really dumb, stupid, frustrating or anything like that.

I don’t wanna do this fat goat homework.

by Fatgoatperson November 25, 2019

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.

It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020