Hot Glueing

The act of ejaculating semen on a figurine, usually of an attractive female.

Hank collects tons of anime figurines.... I bet he's hot glueing all of them.

by OmichanOL May 25, 2010

gluteophile

A person with an appreciation of the human bottom

Did you see that J-Lo shakin' her booty on tv last night?

Yeah, but she got nuthin' on Beyoncé, right?

Damn right, bro, and spoken like a true gluteophile...

by Wickydude June 21, 2011

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

glütch

One who is totally unaware of the feelings, desires and need of others. Not necessarily malevolent, just ignorant.

Josh woke me up at 3 this morning, playing the new Clipse CD on full volume. What a glütch.

by bshea December 12, 2006

gluey louie

An instance in which a man ejaculates into his sexual partner’s purse as a means of revenge and/or proving a point to her. Later, the girl goes into her purse in order to grab her keys, wallet, phone, ect. but discovers quickly that the contents of her purse are covered in a sticky white smelly substance.

“Omg, what is all over my keys? Oh that bastard must have given me the Gluey Louie!”

“I swear Becky gets a new purse every week, probably since she is a true cunt, and guys are always giving her the ol’ Gluey Louie.”

by AGoodLad June 16, 2020

Glue Eater

A popular term used in the mobile game, "Fire Emblem Heroes", typically used to describe players who decide to turtle up on one space of the map and tank every enemy coming at them from said space.

A term to describe those that refuse to use any strategy and instead try to beat the game's content by having all the enemies come to them, either winning or losing in the process.

Aw man! This Brave Ike just end turned on my Aether Raids defense team again! What a glue eater!

by Salty FEH Player November 1, 2020

Piss Glue

An expression used when upset.

"Aww! I'm so mad I could piss glue."

by Dip (Derek M) March 30, 2009