Glurf

The Process of pooping and peeing simultaneously; Often hated by Koreans who don't get their Chinese food cooked right.

I glurf all over the floor when I am excited.

by Glurft March 24, 2010

Glurgh

The sound a human may make when in the process of inhaling liquid while attempting to expel phlegm.

"Did you see George? After I pushed him into the pool he totally glurghed!"

by Anonymous Creature August 11, 2009

Gluemonster

Somebody made of glue; someone who needs glue to survive, and thus thrives on its consumption

T.K. the gluemonster was drooling glue as he was playing basketball.

by Mike The Calamity January 21, 2010

Glump

Liquid-filled lumps found on a person’s back.

Dad’s shirt got stuck on his glump.

by TrishaE November 13, 2020

Glummer

A right muler who makes you sick looking at them!

Person 1 - "Yo mate, check out that bird"

Person 2 - "Naaa man she's a right glummer!"

by JHERO April 26, 2010

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glump

A deadly and disgusting disease that develops the throat and fills it until you can no longer eat and barely breathe. It slowly becomes bigger and bigger until it explodes while on its way up your throat. Beware of the Glump. Highly contagious, do not kiss or deep throat while infected with the Glump.

Oh no! I keep gagging and my throat is very scratchy! What do I have? OH shit! The Glump! R.I.P. *your name*

by chewyglump September 17, 2018