gluten free celebrity

A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.

Plural: gluten free celebrities

Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:

*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc

*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc

by realestatesteve August 7, 2009

Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

Gluten Free

Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.

Q: Did you see her new Toyota Prius?

A: Yeah I saw it. That's SO gluten free!

Jim: "He quit his job to go work for Green Peace."
Bob: "Are you serious dude? That's just f@#king gluten free is what that is."

by holdontheresparky October 3, 2013

Gluten hoe

When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed

He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe

by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020

gluten

The most awesome substance known to man. It is the extract of mexican diarrhea, which is made by shitting through a tennis racket. If you chemically break down the diarrhea, you will get two subtances, gluten and bubers.

"Dude, what the hell is wrong with your soyjoy bar?"
"Oh, its gluten-free."
"It looks like a bar of solidified diarrhea."

by TheBoz486 March 12, 2009

Gluten free cunt

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

gluten

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005