Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010

rachel gough

SUPREMEMEMEQUEEN

daym, she’s got good memes, she must be a rachel gough

by Fuckingautism101 May 15, 2018

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018

a glouche

Almost common knowledge; a fact that (almost) everyone knows, but somebody still always has to mention it in a conversation.

Nassim told his friends that leaving a fridge open in a closed room would heat up a room instead of cooling it down. His friends reacted: "everyone knows that, that's a glouche." Axel was perplexed and couldn't believe it.

by vrwmpe August 7, 2019

Fredrick Gough

the shittest school ever in scunthorpe no wonder people always fail in their GCSE’s

did you go to fredrick gough?

by deffinnitions February 2, 2020

Bon GlouGlouppetit

Bon GlouGlouppetit is a slang french expression that u say before drinking like "cheers"
It came from a mixing between the word bon appetit and the sound "glou glou" that u make when u drink

*you and your friends take a glass of wine*

Theodore :" Bon GlouGlouppetit"

Vincent : "Oh Theodore, you're so french"

by Kodawary July 23, 2022