gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

gooky

someone being weird and/or someone who is ugly

girl you gooky as fuck

by HOLLYHOOD MY GUY January 24, 2019

Grooky

The grass types starter in the eighth generation games Pokémon Sword and Shield.

I’m totally choosing Grooky over those other Pokémon Scorbunny or Sobble.

by TacoHuman March 5, 2019

Gloopy

something juicified, sagified and must be powerfied.

The only cure is peppermint hemp soap

my balls were so gloopy after last night

by stuneher November 27, 2009

Gloofy

A feeling of gloom while simultaneously feeling goofy

Jacks realization that he was fucking with a trannie had him feeling a little Gloofy.

by Nav11 July 25, 2018

gooky

when anybody, but mostly asians, go out in public and just don't know how to be. Examples like stopping in the middle of the sidewalk for no reason, walking places that customers arent supposed to be in retail stores. Then just excusing their awkwardness with a response that is a mix between english and their language.

"This asian lady walked behind the cash register and started using the computer as if it was her own, then clued in and made a noise and excused herself embarrassingly, how gooky."

by mustardsandwich May 3, 2018

gloopy

Feeling a mixture of miserable, depressed and melancholy.

I don't know why I am feeling so gloopy today.

by Jaqs November 20, 2006