Gooch Cape

When your stretch your sack across your gooch, then sticking your balls in to your ass, covering your gooch like a cape. In order to take it off, you have to poop your balls out.

Sally gave me blue balls, so I can't take off my gooch cape

by Gucci Coochie February 10, 2019

Gooch cramp

Cramp of the gooch- between the asshole and the scrotum. Often occurs during extensive spewing

Fuck, I just spewed and got gooch cramp

by Tutua September 25, 2005

Gooch week

The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.

Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??

by Manu Cherryman November 27, 2010

Goocher

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?

Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.

by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020

gooch river

When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....

Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!

by Chris Daniels March 21, 2006

goochalism

The art of Washing Someone's Gooch for profit.

I performed goochalism on johnathan and made a pretty penny.

by Brandon Manilly July 31, 2006

gooch raisin

When you have a dingle berry and you ignore it for an extended period of time until it dries up and slowly travels to your gooch. Also referred to as a taint raisin.

Damn man I forgot to wipe this single berry off my ass a month ago and now it's a gooch raisin.

by BEANSS June 3, 2017