Double Glazed Coolata

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

Eye Stare Glare

A type of flirtation when you stare at someone in a way where your eyes stay on who your looking at, while at the same time your head turns.

"I think she likes me. She always gives me that eye stare glare practically everytime we see each other."

by Silent Killa November 27, 2006

Glade

Plug it in
plug it in

glade plug-ins have been known to cause house fires

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Gladheateher

When pronounced sounds like gladiator. A young man that feels very glad and accomplished (like a roman worrier) after a girl has let him eat her out.
GLAD HE ATE HER

Tom is the most triumphant Gladheateher in all of Rome

by richard gear April 28, 2009

glare

To squint your eyes in a certain way to make you seem mad, or angry.

I always glare at her so she knows I am mad at her.

by Anonymous*** November 25, 2007

Cooch glaze

Vaginal discharge, most notably the kind secreted in anticipation of sexual intercourse

Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.

Also,

If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.

by Squeezesha October 16, 2006

Shame Glaze

Cum dried on your stomach, in your belly button, or on your face if you're unfortunate enough.

Aww shit, I got shame glaze on my lips.

by IDontFuckinKnoeh February 5, 2012