(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.
I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.
I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.
After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.
I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.
After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.
by bbhb8 September 29, 2010

In the same category as the mouse trap, this sexual move entails distracting the blowjob giver so that the recipient may use their penis as though a golf club the likes of which happy gilmore demonstrated. A running start followed by a swing of the penis onto the blowjob givers face/forhead/back of head (if your timing is off)
Guy 1: hey! is saw your girlfriend the other day. did she get work done?
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.
Guy 2: nah, i fixed it with my dick.
Guy 1: you straightened her nose... with your dick?
Guy 2: yea, i gave her the old happy gilmore
Guy 1: you are the man.
by ..erm? March 17, 2010

A show about nothing, that isn't funny, also responsible for more suicides in the U.S. each year than clinical depression. Loved and cherished by people born with out brains or a sense of humor. One more horrible show on the WB.
I lent my friend my sisters copy of Gilmore Girls season 1 as a joke and found his corpse with his wrist's spewing blood the next day.
by Payton Marshall March 28, 2009

I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.
by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011

the best boyfriend to Ashe will obly ever date her bc all other girls are so fucking ugky and stupid to him
by ashe gilmore December 28, 2023

Bad ass, thick, sometimes petty, seems like a drama starter but really she gets dragged into it. She loves her friends, and would do anything for them. Very sensitive. She cares what is wrong. When people are upset she will be the first ones there.
by N0t0l0e December 10, 2016

Happy Gilmore but instead his name is Freaky Gilmore.
And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.
And instead of playing golf, he puts golf clubs up his ass.
by Skibiti Keiler April 27, 2024
