Gibbon

A penis that is average in length but very thin. The exact opposite of a chode.

person 1-"why is paul in the hospital"
Person 2- "he stuck his junk in a pencil sharpener"
person 1- "how did it fit in there? i didn't know paul had a gibbon."

by Kane-Train December 12, 2010

cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team

Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.

by Spencer April 23, 2005

Gibbon

A large very man that resembles an ape or bigfoot .most of the time has a foot injury caused by sticking it into his mouth.also slang for loud large hairy man who smells.

smells like gibbon in here ! the bar was filled with gibbons !

by jg momma November 22, 2011

Gabbot

Nickname for George Abbot School, Guildford - great school!!

Hey? Are you from Gabbot?
I'm a Gabbot student!

by NatG February 23, 2009

Cardinal gibbons

one straight ass school ...sometimes called a drug school shit football team but every other sport is good located in fort lauderdale

"where do u go?"
"i go to cardinal gibbons..."
"o so your gay?"
-guy gets hit in the face-

by cardinalgibbonsfl May 2, 2011

Gibboism

The painful to hear, art of expressing a shit joke. Specifically a poor attempt at a pun.

Jon - "Why are you making a sheep out of matchsticks?"

Steve - "Wooden Ewe like to know."

Jon - "FFS. That's such a Gibboism."

by funkygibster May 20, 2013

gibbon

Term coined by members of the Scotch College community in Perth, Australia which is used to describe methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) pills.

"I just scored some gibbons off dazza"
"has that gibbon kicked in yet"
"man I just dropped 4 gibbons...I'm fuck'n mashed"

by defektion November 2, 2006