by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID May 20, 2011
A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota
by Championuu June 04, 2022
That idiot is a geriatric fuck
by Dweef March 17, 2020