geriatric pop

Pop music that was popular many years ago (e.g. 90s) and are still enjoyed by people of ages older than gen Alpha.

-what music does you grandma enjoy?

- I guess geriatric pop, like Madonna and Britney Spears

by Mrsidealex January 30, 2025

geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex

look at that geriatric dog fucking another dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023

Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota

Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?

by Championuu June 4, 2022

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

geriatric shoulder shimmy

A dance move done by famous rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. The term was first coined by Kenneth "Todrick Nathanson" Munson in 2011, on a music publication about Moves Like Jagger. Usage of this dance move was first discovered in the music video for famous 1985 hit "Dancing In The Streets".

Johnson: What are you doing?
William: I'm doing the geriatric shoulder shimmy!

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms June 25, 2025

Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015