GEICO

Bammer insurance!

Geico...so easy, Dirk Nowitzki can do it!

by 666BF January 6, 2010

Geico

Insanely annoying and cheesy commercials made by the car insurance company Geico. They all end up the same way, with a serious situation being interrupted by one of the players randomly saying "I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance".

-We've got to get out of the building! There's a crazy guy shooting everyone he sees out in the hall!!!

-Really? I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!


-Gimmie your fuckin' wallet or you die now, bitch!

-I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

by Elgeoharris December 7, 2003

genics

A loser teaboy, who is stuck up his boyfriends ass. Usually seen in some "elite" place sucking up to the "elite" people.

"oh ma gawd...that genics is such a brown nose"

by ThA pRo May 18, 2003

Apollo-getics

Defending the reality of the moon landing.

The geeks indulged in some Apollo-getics and counter-Apollo-getics far into the night.

by Emu Sam September 28, 2008

Slippery Geico

Its the slippery gecko, you shove your partner against the shower wall while kissing them, but when you quickly try to put ur penis in their anus you say to them "15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance with geico"

Man 1: "i gave my girlfriend the slippery geico the other day, she wasnt too happy about it because she uses progressive car insurance"
Man 2: "did you tell her exacly HOW much she could be saving with geico?"
Man 1: "of course i did, she climbed up the wall screaming halfway through me saying it"

by HIV fries April 1, 2021

Geico Caveman

The Caveman from The Geico Commercials

If you Grow Out That Beard You'll Look Like Like The Geico Caveman!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

gerica

a kinky girl that has a humungus temper that like balls in her mouth and hits like a man on crack

OMG!!! that person is a big gerica!!

by Fritter McAsscrack April 3, 2008